My big entrance hall and kitchen update didn't go to plan when instead of getting the builders in, I spent ALL the renovation money on an AGA.
Dumb ass move right? ... They're my speciality. But the good news is I do not regret it one little bit. The cooker overspend forced me to get more creative with other purchases and the result is just so much more interesting than the fancy open plan ideas I had originally. Plus my love for the AGA makes up for everything. You may be loathed to believe me but it's true.
AGAs cost a bomb, but they do totally change the whole feel of a kitchen and in this case, the AGA, along with a few other vintage tweaks here and there helped me re-love some areas of my home I had fallen out of love with.
So if you're looking for an alternative kitchen makeover story read on. This is my step by step guide to spending serious money on a great kitchen update without actually buying a new kitchen and not moving any walls at all.
Get all the builders in and confuse the hell out of every one of them with pins that are a bit like what you've got in mind but not quite. This ensures they will run a mile from you and the job, leaving you stuck with the same poky entrance hall and a kitchen that will never, ever be the cool, open, fashionable space you dreamed of.
Console yourself over the fact that you could not project manage your way out of a paper bag by buying an AGA.
Like I said, they are everything those annoying AGA owners said they would be. And more.
The heart of the home? yup.
The facilitator for your transformation from crap cook to producer of actually extremely edible food? Yaaaassss.
Member of the family? ... How ridiculous. (But I'll tell you what, it's close)
With the very limited budget you've got left, go to the local second hand market or the charity shop, or the junk yard and find quirky pieces that would look lost in big, fancy, modern open plan spaces, but really perk up those awkward nooks that both new builds and modern architect designed spaces lack. The way I see it is this; if there's something great to look at around every corner then you will start to love the corners. Genius huh?
Paint more of your junk shop treasures in colours you absolutely love and congratulate yourself on your splendid creative flair. (Good project managers are unlikely to be so handy with a tin of chalk paint, another hugely satisfying feeling)
Rearrange the shelves adding more useful or beautiful items at leisure, taking regular obligatory #shelfies until you get the arrangement just right. (NB I'm not there yet!)
Go out in the snow for long enough to be really, really cold and grumpy. Arrive home to a cute looking hallway and a perma-warm kitchen. Rest your frozen buttocks on the AGA whilst admiring your handiwork. Defrost to the sound of a whistling kettle and pat yourself on the back for wisely mis-spending your entire savings on creating no new space whatsover. But instead in making your existing space, ace.
See, instead of spending wads of cash on knocking walls down and paying out on architects, builders and the like, my new interior design philosophy rests on the belief that it's much more satisfying to spend money on (or make the most of) the space you've already got. It fits with my favourite saying: Happiness is not getting what you want, but wanting what you've got.
Which is all well and good but you know what? Getting an AGA makes you pretty damn happy too.
Have a great weekend all, what's your biggest and happiest mistake? Let me know in the comments section below, it would give me an AGA-like warm glowy feeling to hear from you!